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When the talks come to describing male genitalia, I e, the penis, there are some words used as a synonym. These words are sometimes funny, weird as well as irritating and it all depends on where you use these nicknames, how you use it and what is the context of using it. The penis is called by different names owing to different locations, the slang words used for it, and the variation in the name that is the result of modernisation of civilization.

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When you see a dried bull penis in a pet store, you might not realize that's what you're considering buying as your dog's newest chew. Instead, the dried sex organs are probably labeled "bully stick" or "pizzle. Maybe you're already up to date on bull penis lingo, but do most people know what they are buying?

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I've heard every dick slang known to man. Because I went to middle school. Garbage like "skin flute," "womb broom" and "the Bone Ranger" are fucking amateur hour.

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Did you know that Inuit people have 50 different words for snow? This list has different names for your junk that makes Womb Broom Any ladies need help cleaning their closet?

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L ike a fat girl super-sizing her meal, this article was inevitable. As the saying goes, when life hands you a big bag of dicks, make a blog with them. Last year, I wrote a blog about vaginas.

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They graffiti penises on walls, doodle them in notebooks, and measure them in locker rooms. Look no further! These are excellent for use in erotic literature, love letters or sexting between logophiles.

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Maybe you want to start calling your penis something else, something with a bit more personality. Or maybe you just want to know some hilarious nicknames to have a good laugh. Naturally, with this much love towards the penis, it only makes sense that it has a couple nicknames as well.

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From the beginning of time, Man knew immediately that his fruit basket was special. Anatomically, God made the scrotum outside the body, giving them fresh air to breathe and making sure they don't get too hot. This gave men the opportunity to swing their bagpipe around, making funny clapping noises or delicately laying it upon their friends' faces after they black out.

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Having once worked in a chocolate shop as 'head icer', and had the painful task of icing 50 Easter eggs in one morning with various names and nicknames, I've developed somewhat of a encyclopedic knowledge when it comes to pet names. Just you try and stare a customer seriously in the face when they've just asked you to smear 'Dearest Snugglebum' on a milk chocolate plaque. And yes, while we may all roll our eyes or cringe at the sound of a pet name shared between a couple in films or on social media, there is, I admit, something oddly affectionate and compelling about a loving nickname when you come to think about it.

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Andrew Height It's all very tongue in cheek. Paul Whitehouse Mine is called Cocktus. Paul Whitehouse's photo of horrible cactus. It was the nickname for the gardener's man bits.

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